Sad note

Dear God

If there's anything I would ask from you, it'll be to cancel Mondays from the world, or make Monday sabbatical if it's too troublesome to cancel it completely. I won't even rank losing weight higher than that request because, frankly, I think Mondays make me feel worse as compared to not losing weight.

Therefore I fervently pray that Mondays will be part of the weekend by the time I am 21 because there's just this much hair I can lose for the next fifty years of my life and I don't want to be bald. That'll just make my face look bigger and rounded.

I pray that you will take my request seriously and help me.

Thanks so much.

Amen.